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One of the best one liners about grammar. Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy I hear you ask.
A train station is where a train stops.
Best one liner insults. I dont engage in mental combat with the unarmed. Health insults puns stupid. 8076 1111 votes.
You must have been born on a highway because thats where most accidents happen. 8046 1678 votes. It must be time to up my medication.
12 BRUTAL one-liner insults that are WITTY and CLASSY. November 14 2017 62303 pm. November 14 2017 62303 pm.
7574 340 votes. You are so ugly if they laid you on the beach not even the tide would take you. 7540 263 votes.
I dont know what makes you so stupid but it really works. 7530 396 votes. 7125 145 votes.
Im already visualising the duct tape across your mouth. 7125 137 votes. Youve got two brain cells.
One is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing. 7123 235 votes. Esther warn me before you come in so I have a chance to cover all of the mirrors.
1922 1991 American comedian. Appearance Insults As Fred Sanford in Sanford and Son. You know my dear I insured my voice for fifty thousand dollars.
If ignorance is bliss you must be the happiest person on earth. 7120 353 votes. Youre the reason God created the middle finger.
7115 31 votes. I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you. If sex is a pain in the ass then youre doing it wrong.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
I love you so much that if our boat was sinking and there was only one life jacket Id miss you a lot. I love the sound you make when you shut up. Hes so dumb he thought Sean Penn was the capitol of Cambodia.
Why dont you eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out smarter words. No one else wants to be you. Black white Jew gentile were all working for one cause.
To figure out how you became governor Ronald Reagan Roast 1974 Bob Hope couldnt be. God gave man a brain and a penis. And only enough blood to run one at a time - Robin Williams What are some real-life examples of this.
One of the classic best one liners ever. The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club. Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy I hear you ask.
Santas helpers are subordinate clauses. One of the best one liners about grammar. Here are some famous one liner jokes that can easily lift your spirits.
Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people. I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He wont expect it back. Answer 1 of 5.
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A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero. Thanks Chris Cole A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too. A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind and you held on to it.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. After meeting you Ive decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. One guy was a solid golfer and the other was a beginner.
The good golfer was trying to help his buddy out during the round. They werent holding us up or anything so it was fine and my view is at some point we were all beginners. Finally at about the 14th hole or so the beginner is frustrated and his buddy the good golfer just says Maybe.
A good one-liner can serve so many purposes I dont even know where to begin. Firstly being able to recall and drop a one-liner in an instant is the sign of a healthy functioning brain. It also shows that youre able to process contextual information in real-time and add to the conversation so dropping one-liners.
I run faster horny than you do scared. One Liner Jokes Clean. The gods have been good to me.
For the first time in my life everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So heres the deal. You freeze everything the way it is and I wont ask for anything more.
If that is OK please give me absolutely no sign.