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I have heard people use that with others as well.
Doing your mom comebacks. Your mother is so fat the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow. If you want my comeback youll have to scrape it off your mothers teeth. Only joking she swallowed the lot.
Life isnt easy but your mom is. Not the best but Your mum jokes are so old. Almost as old as your mum.
A shitty comeback to a shitty comeback cancels out the first rendering you the coolest. I ask people what are you doing they go your mum. Generally its boys who say it so i say sorry my mum doesnt like small ᴘᴇɴιꜱes.
What is somethin funny i can say. Lets get off moms because I just got off yours. I dont know what ꜱᴜcκs more your jokes or your mom.
My go to comeback is to stare them down deadpan and say. My mothers dead Or if its one of those i slept with your mom type jokes I call them a necrophiliac. Yo mommas so fat we took a picture together last Christmas and its still printing.
I am straighter than the pole your Mom danced on in front of me last night. Yo mommas so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish. Keep rolling your eyes you might eventually find a brain.
If your brain was dynamite there wouldnt be enough to blow your hat off. Your only purpose in life is to become an organ. The your mom jokes have gotten so old its not funny but there never seems to be a good enough comeback.
Person 1- I did yo mama. Person 2- You dont even know where I live. Person 1- Thats cuz she drove over Person 2-You dont even know wha she looks like.
If you want my comeback you will have to scrape it off your mums teeth. IIRC there was a guy that posted here recently and tracked down the other dudes mom via social media struck up a conversation and may have taken her out to dinner. Witty comebacks that show off the smarty pants in you.
These comebacks are best for those situations where you dont just want to insult someoneyou want to own the room. How to learn to be witty and win over everyone in the room 1. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.
You only have so much time on the planet and to make the most of your life you have to do what you want to do. Next time someone calls you irresponsible or your opinions awful humor them with a comeback from the list below and keep on living your life on your terms. Vote for the best comeback when someone calls you irresponsible.
Funny answers when you get in trouble for not doing your homework. Over the years your mom or treacher has probably asked several times if you have completed your homework. If you havent done your homework for whatever reason use one of our great comebacks below.
Hopefully you will get a laugh and wont get in trouble. Emily Anderson is a mother of three children all under the age of 10. Located in the Pacific Northwest of the US Emily is a mom and part-time blogger jumping in front of the computer when the kids are sleeping.
She started this blog in April of 2019 and is proud that the blog is now paying for itself. Accept her reasons for giving you extra chores. No matter what the outcome of your conversation is accept your moms reasons.
If she insists on giving you a lot of chores accept it and understand she has her reasons. Your mom just wants you to understand the meaning of hard work and to contribute to the family. Middle school comebacks your mom good comeback hotkeys.
Regardless it can help kids deal with whatever comments come their way to have some sort of canned response ready. I Wish My MiddleSchool Self Knew That Shell Jewelry Would. Funny comebacks for every situation.
The comebacks below will help you defend yourself against class bullies. Answer 1 of 4. Thats one is a real slap in the face.
No one ever means that in a nice way. It often will freeze me in my steps because I certainly didnt feel like I was being that way. I have heard people use that with others as well.
I can usually joke it off. Something like - ob. Based upon your interest in this article we think you might also like.
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Have you heard of any other great comebacks for backstabbers andor fake friends. Let us know your best zingers in the comments section below. This joke was made by the comedian Jimmy Carr in response to a member in his audience asking Whens the comedy on Carr responding withIf you want my comeback youll have to scrape it off your mothers teeth This was both a hilarious and insulting way to respond to a rude audienc.
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Awesome comeback to a yo mama joke. Find this Pin and more on Textsby Kylie Lauritzen. Really apply comebacks with warmth love and a wink.
Especially in flirting contexts the intention of comebacks and deframing is not to be dominant in a wrong way but in a fun pleasant way. Make absolutely sure that you are socially intelligent enough to understand that you should do this with a warm smile and overly know-it-all attitude for the comedy and that some. Change the tone and send the message that those comments are way way off the mark.
Whether its poor you having so many girlsboys or a comment on the size of your family like surely youre done now or dont you own a TV throw them back some positive vibes. You Cant Come Back From These Comebacks 26 PICS Posted in INTERESTING 2min 32 GALLERY VIEW. There are approximately 1010300 words in the English language but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair - Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson.
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Youll probably need it to blow up your next date. Can you die of constipation. I ask because Im worried about how full of shit you are.
Good story but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up. Dont hate me because Im beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
Were you born on the.