Funny comebacks when you make a mistake when sick

Basically Me and my bestie well ex bestie were bffs for 8 years until she backstabbed me by telling my enemy everything Ive ever told her and so I said I dont hate you I just really dont like that you exist and its not my fault that your annoying the whole school didnt like them anyway then being the bullies and then I said to my ex bestie If your gonna be two faced at least let one side be pretty cuz girl are you. Just cuz Im sick dont mean I cant whoop your ass.

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Funny comebacks when you make a mistake when sick. Funny Comebacks. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. Your face makes onions cry.

Dont worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows. Laugh like a maniac and shut jerks up with these really funny comebacks and insults.

Theyre the best burn jokes youll find. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Does that make sense now.

Keep talking you may say something that makes sense. When I was your age I used to be a very talented footballer. I wish I knew you when you were at your best.

After rubbing his hand on a students bald head smooth and. You should eat some of that makeup so you can be pretty on the inside. Im jealous of people who dont know you.

If ignorance barrel prices go up I want drilling rights to his head. You do the work of three men. Larry Moe and Curly.

You grow on peoplebut then again so does cancer. I suggest you do a little soul searching. If youre going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

You are like a cloud. When you disappear its a beautiful day. Id rather treat my babys diaper rash than have lunch with you.

Dont worry the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest. I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull. Theres actually a French term for this called lesprit de lescalier.

It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact. Weve all been there. So lets take a moment and pay our respects to and celebrate the really good comebacksthe ultimate expressions of.

Let me punch you in the stomach and Ill consider us even. Its the effect of your current circle of friends you see. Are you saying that because you are really sorry or you just want to make yourself feel better.

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I really really hope thats a funny spelling mistake because dognuts cant be too delicious. You are so stupid that if I gave you a penny for your intelligence Id get change back. You may be a beautiful person on the inside too bad you were born on the outside.

You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. You must be the arithmetic man you add trouble subtract pleasure divide attention and multiply ignorance. To man carrying a chair Are you going to sit over there.

No after hauling this chair all the way over here Im gong to sit on the floor. No just my bottom half will. My top half will sit back there.

Shhhh Not so loud. Im stealing this chair. To person with messy hair Did you brush your hair this morning.

You better get going. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway. Your family tree must be a cactus cause youre all a bunch of pricks.

I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that youve already got one. Youre about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. How should you come up with a good comeback.

You need to respond directly to what the other person said to you to make the good roasts comeback. Decide which approach to take for best roasts. Make a funny comeback that will make a person feel stupid.

Make an earnest comeback. Just cuz Im sick dont mean I cant whoop your ass. Bitch please me being sick is still better than u breeding.

If only I could die by the power of your wordsoh yeah I saw your transcripts you couldnt even kill my cold. Do you wake up stupid or is it just when youre trying to hard to sound cool. Basically Me and my bestie well ex bestie were bffs for 8 years until she backstabbed me by telling my enemy everything Ive ever told her and so I said I dont hate you I just really dont like that you exist and its not my fault that your annoying the whole school didnt like them anyway then being the bullies and then I said to my ex bestie If your gonna be two faced at least let one side be pretty cuz girl are you.

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Below are some of the most common character assaults somebody might say you and awesome snappy comebacks to the insults. Next time your bitchy cousin or moronic brother in law calls you selfish clumsy or weird you can be prepared with a funny clever comeback. Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below.

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Hey I found your nose. It was in my business.

If I wanted a btch I would have purchased a dog. I love the sound you make when you shut up. I dont remember asking for your opinion.

I know all I have to do is throw a stick to make you run away. Want to go fetch me a stick. Youre not one to let the truth get in the way of a good story are you.

Youre as practical as a chocolate teapot. Youre as useful as an underwater hairdryer. Id give you a nasty look but apparently you already have one.

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Look your mother jokes are a. Its not me its you. That sounds like a you problem This is one of those good comebacks for when your kids are making their lack of planning your emergency.

1 Two Faces in One Woman. If youre going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty This is one of the clever comebacks that you can use when your friend keeps changing her attitude. If you cant tell what shes really thinking because she keeps acting like a.

You mustve been born on a highway thats where most accidents happen. Well your day was a total waste of makeup. If youre going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

I would slap you but I dont want to make your face look any better. Id slap you but thatd be animal abuse. What did you eat for breakfast.