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These Christian quotes will have you laughing for days. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by.
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Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way. Oct 16 2020 - Explore Xitlalis board funny Christian quotes on Pinterest.
See more ideas about christian humor funny christian memes. Funny Christian Sayings Enjoy a list of well-known funny Christian sayings. Complaining is to the devil what praise is to God.
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I created you in my image and you were all dominated by your mates. God grades on the cross not the curve. 8260 2956 votes.
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Remember Moses started out as a basket case. Short punchy Christian quotations for reaching the unsaved with the gospel message. Suitable for use on wayside pulpits screen savers business stationery calendars receipts.
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If I missed your favorite be sure to share in the comments below. Money is like a sixth sense and you cant make use of the other five without it William Somerset Maugham. Funny Church Stories - About church meetings - church activities.
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