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The reasons for the decline are easy to diagnose but hard to stop. I did not have any particular fondness for giraffes but I wanted to try to nurture my creative spirit again.
How to Mae Silly Giraffe Cookies Video.
Giraffes being silly. Giraffes are majestic creatures with long necks so that they can reach up high to eat vegetation. Although majestic when theyre full grown theyre incredi. Most of them get around 10 minutes to two hours of sleep per day.
Even when they get the little amount of sleep required each day they dont lie down. Giraffes go to sleep standing up most of the time. They are also able to give birth while standing up meaning that these creatures rarely have an excuse to lie down.
And sometimes I like being silly. So happy you put up with silly Jilly. BTW My neighbor thought I was a bit odd when I was doing my photo shoot in my backyard of a stuffed giraffe.
A friend gave me these silly hats etc for Jammy to wear You see humor helps me cope with life. I bet giraffes dont even know what farts smell like. A man was walking his pet giraffe down the street when it decided to fall asleep.
The owner decided to go inside to get something to drink. A neighbor comes out and angrily yells You cant keep that LYING there and the owner responds Thats no LION thats a giraffe. The worst thing about being a giraffe is that your coffee gets cold by the time it reaches your belly.
The worst thing about being a giraffe is needing 100 Heimlich manouvres when you are choking. The worst part about being a giraffe is knowing that once you put on a necklace it is there for life. A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo.
If their in the open maybe being chased by predators theyd want the tie high up so nobody could grab on to it. But during lunch grazing the tree tops theyd put the tie down low so they wouldnt snag on a branch or drop food on it. So you can often tell whether the giraffe is on a break or working by where his tie is.
Melman is the famous giraffe character in the movie Madagascar who is known for being clumsy. In the movie Madagascar Melman is portrayed as a giraffe living in the Central Park zoo since he was a kid. The plot unwinds when Marty the zebra escapes the zoo and Melman informs this to one of the doctors in the zoo.
When Melman and the other four of his friends go in search of Marty. A giraffe on a boat sounds like the beginning to a silly joke but for conservationists in Kenya it was the only answer to a pressing problem. The rising water levels from recent intense rain along Lake Baringo in western Kenya had stranded several endangered Rothschilds Nubian giraffes as their peninsula home became an island with limited food and crocodiles among the shallows.
Feb 6 2019 - Explore Skyler maries board Funny giraffe pictures on Pinterest. See more ideas about giraffe giraffe pictures funny giraffe. Youre being silly.
RUDY Then the giraffe. LITTLE GIRL Uncle All-Neck. RUDY Leave him a houseplant to eat.
We have to leave all the houseplants. LITTLE GIRL Giraffes hate houseplants. They only eat the tender leaves that grow high up on the uppermost branches of the camel-thorn tree.
How to Mae Silly Giraffe Cookies Video. For some reason Im obsessed with animals and I dont think the obsession will go away any time soon because s I get older my obsession seems to grow. Its kind of like me being obsessed with a leaf and heart.
These videos are the best. What happened to these kids at zoo is soooo hilarious. Watch this and try not to laugh impossible.
Only the best and the funniest. The worst thing about being a giraffe is that your coffee gets cold by the time it reaches your belly. The worst thing about being a giraffe is needing 100 Heimlich maneuvers when you are choking.
The worst part about being a giraffe is knowing that once you put on a necklace it is there for life. A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo. The symbolic giraffe meaning implies that life will always be much more difficult.
When a giraffe spiritual guide presents itself to you in your dreams it is a continuance of this suggestion. Maybe you did veer off your path. As a result you need a reminder to examine the broader view of where your life is heading.
The reasons for the decline are easy to diagnose but hard to stop. The first is habitat destruction. The loss of trees the increase in areas managed for cattle-grazing the pressure of.
A Giraffe Haiku and a Silly Giveaway. Were writing Giraffe Poetry this week in the Year of the Giraffe. I know you have been too.
We are a society of busy people. Lately Ive been doing a slew of radio interviews to help promote The Art of Silliness. GIRAFFES by Dr.
A world-renowned and much feared expert on everything Dr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey has seventeen degrees from eighteen institutions of higher learning. With her husband Benny she has traveled the world many times over has learned about all aspects of life including outer space and food first hand.
I started by taking a year long class called The Year of the Giraffe. I did not have any particular fondness for giraffes but I wanted to try to nurture my creative spirit again. It sounded like fun and I was working LOTS of hours at my job.
I really needed more FUN in my life. A giraffes tongue can reach lengths of 22 inches. Thats more than half a meter.
The range is 177 to 217 inches 45 to 55 centimeters. By comparison the average human tongue is about 3 inches 76 centimeters long. That is one long tongue.
Giraffes have prehensile tongues. The giraffes prehensile tongue allows it to grasp and. Gerald is very bad at dancing.
The animals call him clumsy silly fool and weird Gerald calls himself useless and a clot Later the animals say that Gerald is the best dancer which of course is positive but is still labeling.