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Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Dont be afraid to give up the good to go for the great John D.
And I took a 7 to do that Jim Murray I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyones game.
Golf quotes funny. Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off Chi Chi Rodriguez. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps Tiger Woods Actually the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that Jim Murray I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyones game.
Its called an eraser. Funny Golf Quotes Quotes and Sayings. 1 When I die bury me on the.
2 Never try to keep more than 300. 3 If a man comes home with sand. Golf is the hardest game in the world to play and the easiest to cheat at.
Golf like the measles should be caught young for if postponed to riper years the results may be serious. A list of 36 famous and funny quotes about golf from Tiger Woods and others. I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy overweight Protestants today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Short funny golf quotes and sayings the only thing a golfer needs is more daylight ben hogan golf is a good walk spoiled mark twain the most important shot in golf is the next one ben hogan most people play a fair game of golf if you watch them joey adams may thy ball lie. Really Funny Golf Quotes.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
I know I am getting better at golf because Im hitting fewer spectators. President Gerald Ford Golfs three ugliest words. Two by Mark Twain.
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Golf is a good walk spoiled. More Thought-Provoking and Funny Golf Sayings.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. The uglier a mans legs are the better he plays golf its almost a law. Golf is like a love affair.
If you dont take it seriously its no fun. If you do take it seriously it breaks your heart. Enjoy these funny golf jokes and puns.
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Dont be afraid to give up the good to go for the great John D. Rockefeller Golf Quotes ArthurAshe Golfing Motivation Life. Funny golf terms for kids.
Snowman - an 8 on a hole. Abominable snowman - a 9 on a hole one worse than an 8. Air Shot - a whiff or swinging and a miss.
Nice air shot Bob Afraid of the Dark - a ball that wont go in the hole eg. Keeps missing short putts is afraid of the dark. The beach - the sand trap or bunker.
Discover and share Funny Golf Quotes. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference Anonymous.
I give the ball some sweet talk. I tell it that this isnt going to hurt a bit. Im a friend and all Im going to do is give it a nice little ride Sam Snead.
Famous Golf Quotes About Life Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off- Chi Chi Rodriguez Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character- Arnold Palmer The more I practice the luckier I get- Gary Player. Golf Quotes Top 20 Funny Inspirational Golf Quotes. We have compiled a collection of our top 20 favorite golf quotes that relate to life.
Some of them are classic and inspirational golf quotes from greats such as Arnold Palmer Jack Nicklaus Gary Player Ben Hogan Sam Snead and Bobby Jones while others are just witty and funny golf quotes all about golf. Funny Golf Jokes Bob Around The World Golf Quotes Golf Humor Golf. Pin On Golf Art.
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