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Funny quotes on giving up the good stuff I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. Do or do not.

Im sick of following my dreams man.

Good funny quotes. Funny Quotes Quotes tagged as funny Showing 1-30 of 8601 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US. Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush. So enjoy these 300 funny quotes sayings and observations and get laughing today.

Im sick of following my dreams man. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. How to Stop Worrying and Start Living p372 Simon and Schuster.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi never be attracted by a bargain Graham Norton. Im not good at the advice. Funny quotes on giving up the good stuff I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food.

He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself Johnny Carson. Laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a big beautiful smile on your face. Funny inspirational quotes for work and life.

I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific Lily Tomlin. Join the fun with our Funny Quote of the Day on the web Facebook and blogs. Easy to read the list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken.

Perfect for sharing your best friends and family. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26.

I cant decide whether Im a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl or if Im a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And thats how I know Im a woman C. Never miss a good chance to shut up Will Rogers.

I hope you enjoyed. Life isnt finding shelter in the storm. Its about learning to dance in the rain.

If life gives you lemons make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. Funny Sayings Twisted Humor Quirky Lines And Sarcastic Sayings. Go to table of contents.

Youre only as good as your last haircut. Men cannot live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter.

Garfield Click to tweet. Food is like sex. When you abstain even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Funny Quotes - BrainyQuote. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. If I had to live my life again Id make the same mistakes only sooner.

Quote 30 Isnt it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different. Home Top 100 Funny Quotes Only the best of the best quotes make it here and its up to our visitors to decide which make it and which do not. This list is automatically sorted based on your votes so please vote if you think a quote sucks or rocks.

However they not only found inspiring ways to deal with their problems but they also made some pretty funny observations. So lets have a look at their funny and inspiring realizations. Enjoy these hilariously funny motivational quotes 1.

If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito Dalai Lama. 25 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Start Your Day Off With Positive Thoughts 97. I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw.

842 quotes have been tagged as funny-quotes. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit.

Here we have collected short funny quotes and sayings which can help you be happier and help you feel better. First in line is a compilation of inspirational and funny quotes from movies. If you are a fan of Spider Man you may be familiar with these quotes.

Inspirational Funny Quotes from Movies 1. Do or do not. There is no try.

21st of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes. The difference between genius and stupidity is. Genius has its limits.

The trouble with having an open mind of course is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Best Funniest quotes and sayings. Looking for the most funny quotes today.

Youll discover the funniest lines ever on friends family love women men fun with great images. Winston if you were my husband Id put poison in your coffee. If you were my wife Id drink it Winston Churchill funny quote.

I do Funny of the Day for one of the forums I belong to everyone is getting a chuckle from your hilarious funnies. Thanks for posting them. Chris on September 02 2018.

Hilary on March 20 2018. The easiest way to feel good is to find something that puts a smile on your face or is funny and makes you laugh. Imagine how great you will feel when you make it.

Funny Good Luck Quotes And Sayings. Bohn luck never made a man wise seneca the younger diligence is the mother of good luck benjamin franklin don t despair. Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old luck quotes luck sayings and luck proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources.

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