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Genius has its limits Albert Einstein. Funny Good Night Quotes Close your eyes take a deep breath and have a sweet dream.

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Great hilarious quotes. Funny quotes on giving up the good stuff I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself Johnny Carson. So enjoy these 300 funny quotes sayings and observations and get laughing today.

Im sick of following my dreams man. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito. A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi never be attracted by a bargain Graham Norton.

Im not good at the advice. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese the Swiss hold the Americas Cup France is accusing the US. Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush Dick and Colin.

If you have already paid please ignore this notice Sam Levenson. Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. To solve the human equation we need to add love subtract hate multiply good and divide between truth and error.

There are good days and there are bad days and this is one of them. I cant decide whether Im a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl or if Im a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And thats how I know Im a woman C.

Never miss a good chance to shut up Will Rogers. I hope you enjoyed reading these funny quotes. Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese.

I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. Funny Good Night Quotes Close your eyes take a deep breath and have a sweet dream.

Good night Unknown Never end your day with negativity it will just give you strange nightmare Unknown Night is supposed to be a peaceful time so tell your mind to quit all the noise and just chill. Its time to sleep Unknown. Two things are infinite.

The universe and human stupidity. And Im not sure about the universe. So many books so little time.

This is a curated sub-category. Check out our full collection of inspirational quotes. Change is not a four letter word but often your reaction to it is.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Best quotes about funny and Sayings Your secrets are safe with me I wasnt even listening. I wasnt even listening.

If you dont like me remember its mind over matter. 75 funny quotes and sayings - short quotes that are funny words quotes funny short short quotes funny funniest quotes in the world 13. Netflix and tuck myself in by 9.

21st of 60 Funny Motivational Quotes The difference between genius and stupidity is. Genius has its limits Albert Einstein. The trouble with having an open mind of course is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it Terry Pratchett.

However whats even better than mere quotes that get you motivated are funny quotes that boost your motivation. For this reason weve compiled some of the funniest quotes of all time that are packed with funny motivation for you. Motivation can make a great difference in life.

Car Pool Lane Ticket. Im going to give you a ticket because you were driving alone. Laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a big beautiful smile on your face.

Funny inspirational quotes for work and life. I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific Lily Tomlin. Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone Funny Good Morning Quotes.

Here are 170 of the best funny quotes I could find. To make you relax laugh and have a good time. I intend to live forever.

So far so good. Steven Wright Click to tweet. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Spanish proverb Click to tweet. Home Famous Funny Quotes. Famous quotes by famous authors.

Great people make great quotes and these prominent authors have made our list of the best famous quotes of all time. Dont be stupid it might make you famous. Sayings Short Quotes Stupid Quotes.

Inspirational farewell quotes Enjoy the beauty of a sunset and enjoy natures farewell kiss for the night. Originally posted by Pinterest. Enjoy the beauty of nature that God has provided to us.

Good friends never say goodbye they simply say see you soon. Originally posted by Pinterest. Most Funniest Quotes which are also sarcastic.

Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about Here is a collection of some great sarcastic quotes on images. Lifes too short to do things you hate just to win the approval of others 2. The monsters in my head.