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Its paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone but the idea of getting old doesnt appeal to anyone. If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito.
Itd be a lot cooler if you did.
Hilarious famous quotes. Funny quotes on teenage kids. When your children are teenagers its important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to. Never argue with stupid people they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito. Dont think that were done with you we have so many other quotes for you to check. We dont want to leave you panting for more.
We also have happy quotes to make you laugh if thats what you want. Teenage jokes for your young ones Funny money quotes because we need to laugh and be inspired while earning. These funny quotes about work love friends and family will have you saying So true because well they are.
Others will have you remembering hilarious meme-worthy movie and TV moments. So enjoy these 300 funny quotes sayings and observations and get laughing today. Im sick of following my dreams man.
Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em later. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. Winston Churchill killing it with one of his many funny quotes.
Clever clever i like it. Chase famous book writer. LOL loving it truly.
Arthur Wellesley the 1st duke of ellington. Oscar Wilde an irish poet. Ernest Hemingway famous author and journalist Source.
Eistein Picasso Mark Twain and other famous authors. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Its paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone but the idea of getting old doesnt appeal to anyone.
Everyone has a photographic Memory some just dont have film. The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody elses life. The Howard Stern Show 1987.
Dazed and Confused. Itd be a lot cooler if you did. Matthew McConaughey delivers one of the most enduring funny movie quotes as the adult stoner Wooderson who hobnobs with high.
Your support helps us to write more entertaining articles for you and all joke-lovers. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect. Creativity is intelligence having fun.
Here are a few really funny quotes that are different from the others and have stood the test of time. Colonel Sanders Theres no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. 38455 quotes have been tagged as humor.
Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And Im not sure about the universe.
70 Brilliantly Funny Quotes about Life Many of the following authors have encountered pretty difficult challenges in their own lives as well. Astonishingly enough however they all found unique and brilliant ways to humorously deal with these difficulties. Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party. 8601 quotes have been tagged as funny.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy. Funny Quotes That Are Self-Deprecating. Go to table of contents.
My life feels like a test I didnt study for. I dont go crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. Im actually not funny. Im just really mean and people think Im joking.
And for more cinematic trivia dont miss The 30 Worst Movie Endings of All Time. And dont call me Shirley Airplane 1980 Dr. Rumack Leslie Nielsen responding to Surely you cant be serious And for more fun with language check out the 50 Puns So Bad Theyre Actually Funny.
Yeah but I shoot with this hand. Our collection of short funny quotes which are short straight to your head and mind-blowing. My dream job would be the karma delivery service 26.
Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are never real. Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going. With so much humor in the world weve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond.
George Carlin on Planets and People The planet is fine. The people are fucked - George Carlin Carlin was well. This List of quotes and sayings commonly used in everyday conversational English can help to speak English like a native speaker by learning English idiomatic expressions and proverbs.
When your only tool is a hammer all problems start looking like nails. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Funny Sayings Famous People Pt 2 Thoughts Insulting Funny People Quotes Work Quotes Funny Work Quotes.
The quotations below hit all the marks. Funny Inspirational Quotes Famous People Quotes Funny. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute.
If you want to live a happy life tie it to a goal not to people or objects Albert. Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something wearing stripes with plaid is easy. The only thing that interferes with my.