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This is for people who like talk and breathe sarcasm its not for people who cant take a joke at all and are boring people irl. Is it also your duty to spread ignorance.
Poof be gone your breath is too strong I dont wanna be mean but you need listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole friggin bottle.
Insults and combacks. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Dont you have a terribly empty feeling in your skull. Dont you need a license to be that ugly.
Dont be ignorant all your life take a day off. Ever since I saw you in your family tree Ive wanted to cut it down. If youre going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
You are like a cloud. When you disappear its a beautiful day. Id rather treat my babys diaper rash than have lunch with you.
Dont worry the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest. Let me get you a mirror. Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at the wall.
I cant say I blame your parents. Now Im not saying youre fat. Im just saying if you asked me to pick the five fattest people I knew youd be three of them.
You are not my type. Scientists say opposite attract. I hope in future you will find a good looking honest smart and cultured person.
Its my duty to protect this company against fraudsters like you. Is it also your duty to spread ignorance. Ive realized you are more qualified in it.
If I wanted to kill myself Id climb your ego and jump to your IQ. If I had to jump to yours Id be falling forever. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
You cant eat alphabet soup because you always choke on the D -. If theyre taking too much sht they let everyone know about it and never miss the opportunity to come up with the most savage comeback if others throw something their way. These insults are usually family friendly so you mightve missed them but dont worry weve collected the best of them in one place creating sort of a Disney vocabulary you can use in.
What is a backhanded insult. A backhanded insult is a compliment in the form of an insult often used by someone who wants to be nice but doesnt want to be seen as weak. For example She is the least attractive of all the supermodels How to respond to an insult.
Here are four ways you can respond to an insult. Be ready with a good comeback. Here is a brand new list of hilarious insults and comebacks to people being stupid.
If I want your opinion Ill give it to you. Careful now dont let your brains go to your head. You look like the poster child for birth control Two wrongs dont make a right take your parents as an example.
You bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the room. You are free to go. Because stupidity is not yet a crime.
I have been waiting for you to be armed so that we engage in a battle of wits look how much time Ive wasted. As soon as you leave the room I get filled with so much joy. Please do not confirm my fears about you home-schooling your kids.
Insults and comebacks. Roast anyone who starts being an a to you. Writing these comebacksinsultsroasts with best frenn LisaDarkling please follow her.
Here are the best comebacks and insults some may be a little harsh. WARNING Some of these comebacks may contain. Badass bestfriends collages comedy confidence cool.
Youre so damn short when you got your drivers license your feet were in it. Youre so short you can do back flips under your bed. Youre so short you couldnt go on any rides till you were 36 years old.
Twinkle twinkle little star I want to hit you with my car Throw you off a cliff so high I hope you break your neck and die. Poof be gone your breath is too strong I dont wanna be mean but you need listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole friggin bottle. This list of funny insults and sarcastic comebacks will prepare you for your next battle.
Be they friends enemies bullies wackoesthey wont have anything against a thoroughly sharpened tongue. Never let anyone talk down on you because youre the boss. This list was created out of fun and amusement.
A Huge List of Insults and Comebacks. I decided for my own sake that I would like to have all of my insultscomebacks on my blog in one place. Some of these have been recycled.
Some are new ones I made up on my own. But either way I wanted to have a post that included my entire database of these powerful zingers. Here we have compiled a list of the best insults good roasts and comebacks that you can use the next time someone messes around with you.
There is something in this list for every situation so go ahead and shut everyone up. Best roasts comebacks thatll save your day. People clap when they see you.
They clap their hands over their eyes 2. Find all the great sarcastic comebacks and insults to use in front of idiots in one place. This is for people who like talk and breathe sarcasm its not for people who cant take a joke at all and are boring people irl.
50 Insults and Comebacks. If you have an opinion about my life please raise your hand. 21 Fresh Insults For The People You Hate Most In The World - FAIL Blog - Funny Fails.
The following insults comebacks and rejoinders most of them in the form of short hard-hitting epigramsthe literary equivalent of a stiff left jab followed by a right uppercut are among the best in the English language. The champion insulters of all time include famous wits like Woody Allen Aristotle Yogi Berra Lord Byron Catherine.