List of your momma is so fat

Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND the house. Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors 8.

Yo mama so black she writes with her fingers.

List of your momma is so fat. Yo momma is so stupid she invented a ventilated condom. Yo momma is so ghetto her wedding cake was made of cornbread. Yo momma so fat when she was a baby she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Yo daddys so ugly when he. Your mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the Mississippi River Your mamas so fat that at her wedding the ring bearer was Saturn. Yo mama so fat when sumo wrestlers landed on her they flew off into space.

Yo mamas so fat that she rolls up her matress to use it as a tampon. Yo mama so fat she cant float even in space. Yo momma is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma is so fat were in her right now 5. Yo momma is so fat people jog around her for exercise 6. Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone 7.

Yo momma is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors 8. Yo mamas so fat she was overthrown by a small militia group and now shes known as the Republic of Yo Mama. Yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mamas so fat her car has stretch marks. Yo mamas so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion. Yo mamas so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mamas so fat if she was a Star Wars character her name. Yo Momma Is So Poor She Went Running After The Garbage Truck With A Grocery List. Yo Mama So Fat When Stepped On A Scale She Said How Does It Know My Credit Card Number Yo Mommas So Fat When She Gets In An Elevator It Has To Go Down.

Yo Mommas So Fat Her Measurements Are 36-24-26 And Thats Just Her Left Arm. Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun. Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell. Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

Yo mama so fat black and diabetic her tears are made of nutella. Yo momma so fat and black when she jumped into the ocean they accused BP of another oil spill. You mama so fat and black god thought she was the worlds largest bowling ball.

Yo momma so black shes the reason kids are afraid of the dark. Yo mama so black she writes with her fingers. Yo mama so fat she leaves footprints in concrete.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctors gave her 87 years to live. Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed the whole Titanic movie.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang We are family even though youre fatter than me Anonymous. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said Sorry no professionals Anonymous. Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios dont get stolen.

Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away. Yo mommas so fat.

When she gives a blowjob it is classified as a class 5 hurricane. Yo mommas so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 ms2 toward her. All yo momma jokes are easy to find by each chapter.

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Yo momma is so stupid. Yo momma is so ugly. - Yo mamas soo fat she wears a VCR like a beeper.

UrbanHarpnBowl - Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1. Tracy in KCMO - Yo. 29 Your mommas so ugly when she goes into a strip club they pay her to keep her clothes on.

30 Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out. 31 Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside she ran out the door with a spoon. 32 Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read Get the hell off.

Yo mamma is so fat the only good grade she got in school was an A in lunch. Yo mamma so stupid she put two MMs in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem. Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she.

Yo mama so stupid that when she broke her VCR she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR. Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house she ran downstairs dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave and couldnt find the CALL button. Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 5.

Your mama is so fat that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box. Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 6. Your mama is so fat a bus drove by and she said Stop that Twinkie.

Yo Mamas So Fat Joke 7. Yo mamas so fat she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a. We havent offended anyone yet today so we wanted to make sure THAT didnt happen.

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