Look in the mirror comebacks

Excuse me I am not a mirror. Not at all gross today.

I heard that you were a Ladykiller.

Look in the mirror comebacks. Youre so ugly when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell. Youre so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked. Read Look in the mirror from the story Sarcastic comebacks by omgizdatgurl with 3382 reads.

Yn youre a joke. Lmao like all the comebacks its good to say this too. At least im not mental enough talking to a mirror.

Lol this was inspired by someone in the comments. You should know yourselves. Look in a mirror.

Youre the reason why tubes of toothpaste have instructions on them. If he was any more inbred hed be a sandwich. Your secret is safe with my indifference.

Next time you cross the road dont bother looking. Youre so ugly that when you look in the mirror your reflection looks away. I forgot the world revolves around you.

My apologies how silly of me. Im trying to imagine you with personality. The only way youll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror. Forget the ugly stick. You must have been born in the ugly forest.

I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving. Youre a person of rare intelligence. Its rare when you show any.

Id like to kick you in the teeth but that would be an improvement. Let His Light illuminate your faithfulness loyalty trustworthiness. Give Him your hallelujah praise give Him your Yes Lord.

Share your time talent treasure with Him with others. Stay in the Mirror ensure a reveal of a faithful follower of Christ. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

The only way youll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens butt and wait. If youre going to be two-faced you could at least make one of them pretty. Id love to give you a nasty look but it appears you already have one.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today. Its impossible to underestimate you.

Her teeth were so bad she could eat an apple through a fence. Im not insulting you. Im not a nerd.

Im just smarter than you. Dont be ashamed of who you are. Thats your parents job.

Looking in the mirror all the time suggest one loves his or her physical beauty. It is difficult to understand whether that love for self is malignant or not. Someone is a narcissist if he or she has no empathy has sense of entitlement is grandiose has frequent rage attacks has little control over his impulses is manipulative etc.

I know youre not a mirror. Had I seen a reflection of myself I would smiled and not said a word. But since I saw your face instead well you were here - you know what happened.

I dont want to hurt your feeling twice so I wont say it again. Im a lot better than what you have to look at in the mirror every morning I thought I said goodbye to you this morning when I flushed the toilet Funny you should call me an ugly bitch your daddy likes to call me princess and other beautiful names while he is dry humping my leg I love it when you call me by your moms name. Yeah cuz you would know what an accident looks like.

You see it in the mirror everyday. - hayley If I wanted to kill myself Id climb your ego and jump to your IQ. If I had to jump to yours Id be falling forever.

Wanna hang out You. I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock Man.

Ive had my eye on you. Can I buy you another drink You. All you have to do is give a big yawn and look at the time.

Formal and lethal like a 44 magnum this is such a great comeback delivered with such finesse I personally would have had a breakdown if I was at the receiving end. Best Movie Opening Scenes of All Time. No I am your father.

The Empire Strikes Back Vader. If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. In such a case you need just one thing.

You will be shocked at how easy you will put them in their rightful places while you enjoy being in your place. So here is a list of mean comebacks you need just in case you are in the middle of a burn. Girl group FIESTAR is back after a one-year hiatus.

Their second mini album A Delicate Sense dropped on March 9 at noon KST along with the music video for their title track Mirror. Excuse me I am not a mirror. It could be worse.

I could be you. Im sorry either my face is a mirror or youre looking in the wrong direction. The bathrooms down the hall you can look at yourself there.

Your mum thinks otherwise. Anyone can cover ugly up. Unfortunately for you there is no hiding stupid.

Its not always easy. Sometimes it takes some tears and looking yourself in the mirror to say Im not giving up. This list collects inspirational quotes from 11 phenomenal athletes and coaches who hit a roadblock but picked themselves up to achieve their version of greatness in their respective sport.

If they can make a comeback so can you. 34 of the best comebacks in the history of burns. People really should be careful about what they say online.

If you arent careful you could end up leaving yourself open for some pretty humiliating comebacks just like these folk. It looks like they are going to be needing some ointment to soothe these amazing burns. Lily Im so using number 7.

Thats a good one. Kendall I sooooo want to use the last one. Tell me how good i look.

Ifyouseekamee the last one is priceless. Splashhhh I like the last one lol intresting. Beryl I am of a generation when if you got a wolf whistle you felt quite flattered.

It was invariably given.