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Two robots landed in a church at a funeral. Each time the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers.
Its the weekend of Glastonbury and a couple of weeks ago I found myself at the Download festival at Donington Park so it seems as good a time as any to have a page of one-liners and puns on the topic of music festival jokes.
Music one liners. Following a request at a train station yesterday evening really this weeks collection of not that funny or original puns and one liners is on the theme of music jokes. U2s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly takes the Edge off them.
When The Edge was at school he was a border. There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. 1856 1950 Irish playwright socialist.
Music One Liners Q. What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit. Will the defendant please rise.
What do you get when you throw a banjo and an accordion off the Empire State Building. What do you call twenty-five banjos up to their necks in sand. Sep 14 2016 - Explore Raina Belts board Music one liners on Pinterest.
See more ideas about one liner inspirational quotes quotes. A nun badly needing to use the restroom walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Each time the lights would go out the place would erupt into cheers. But when the revelers saw the nun the room went dead silent. Short Music Quotes.
Go to table of contents. One-liners short music sayings thoughts and captions for your bio social status self-talk motto mantra signs posters wallpapers backgrounds. I see my life in terms of music.
Albert Einstein Click to tweet. Hell is full of musical amateurs. Music my rampart and my only one.
Music Festival Jokes. Earth wind and fire. Its the weekend of Glastonbury and a couple of weeks ago I found myself at the Download festival at Donington Park so it seems as good a time as any to have a page of one-liners and puns on the topic of music festival jokes.
As normal dont expect these to be either original or funny. Ive got a funny feeling I wont be feeling funny long. Old Glenn lived himself to death.
While I was busy holding on you were busy letting go. How long can I keep loving you if she keeps loving me. All I do when I go to.
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Special thanks to Sheldon Wong of Mountain Group Audio and Rick Rosen of the Rick Rosen Marketing Group for helping to get this whole thing started and to all who have contributed. 25 Terrible But Hilarious One-Liners. Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups.
The very first one will say Jesus. This cup is expensive. Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with One of the best one liners ever by American comedian W. Do you know the original source for any of these best one liners. We want to credit the original authors wherever possible.
He was shredding the music. Two robots landed in a church at a funeral. Being accustomed to a hectic and noisy life on their planet and hearing in the church that the priest began to say the job and sing prayers they began to dance.
Suddenly one of them says Brother what kind of music they have here. Top 100 funniest one-liners. By Ramon March 22 2010.
1 I asked God for a bike but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2 Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Our funny one-liner jokes are short sweet and make you laugh.
Steal these classic one-liner jokes in our collection of the best one-liner jokes from experts in funny like Milton Berle and Conan O. Found this old recording.