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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed. Chuck Norriss star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Image from Flickr Example 2.
It is an important section of the M0 ringroad around Budapest.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Chuck Norriss star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Image from Flickr Example 2. Highlighting a specific grammar point.
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The Megyeri Bridge previously known as the Northern M0 Danube bridge is a cable-stayed bridge that spans the River Danube between Buda and Pest respectively the west and east sides of Budapest the capital of Hungary. It is an important section of the M0 ringroad around Budapest. The bridge cost 63 billion forints to build and was officially opened on September 30 2008.
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