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They are constantly killing themselves. Pandas arent cute theyre death-loving oxygen-thieves.
Pandas exclusively eat bamboo.
Panda bears stupid. Why Pandas are stupid. And before everyone decides to hate me let me explain. Lets start with theyre diet.
Which is a large reason to them dying out. To be fair PART of the reason Pandas are endangered to begin with is because we have dwindled. Heres a quote from Zhang Zhihe director of Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding in Chengdu China about why male pandas are so stupidly non-horny and hate sex like a bunch of bigtime dumbos.
The mating time is generally not so long. The shortest may be 30 seconds. A compilation of panda clips of funny falls and failsClick this is you like funny animals.
Earlier this week Da Mao a giant panda bear at the Toronto Zoo tried to walk through a snowstorm. It didnt go so well and he ended up falling off a giant rock onto his face. And lets be clear.
Panda bears are omnivores who are basically carnivores biologically speaking their digestive system is more similar to that of a carnivore than an. That is in a word not very bear-like. Actually pandas are one of the only members of the order Carnivora including cats dogs bears etc that dont really eat meat.
But as I said off the top pandas are bears. And since bears are carnivores that makes a pandas. The difference between a panda and a polar bear is about 1000 miles.
The pandas jokes were not good. In fact they were pretty unbearable. There was a panda with a slight stutter.
Its a story that bears repeating. That panda walks on his own a lot. One panda bear said to the other Ive never met herbivore 24.
Pandas are so lazy they. Giant pandas often referred to as simply pandas are black and white bears. In the wild they are found in thick bamboo forests high up in the mountains of central China you can check out our cool facts about China here.
These magnificent mammals are omnivores. They live in the subtropics so they dont have to fatten up for the long cold winter hibernation. Pandas just eat and chill.
Although they arent always docile either. If you piss off a panda they have been known to attack and they do have the claws and teeth of a bear so they can be dangerous. Since almost all other bears have just one solid coat color pandas are highly unusual-looking.
They are also unique in other ways. For example the diets of most bears are comprised of plant material such as berries and other animals such as fish or insects. Pandas exclusively eat bamboo.
Unfortunately these fascinating bears are highly. Stupid Panda Bear Baby Falls on Stupid Face in Front of Reporters. On Monday Bao Bao the National Zoos new panda cub made her debut for the.
Giant pandas are solitary bears that live in rather fixed home ranges. They generally come together only during the mating season which occurs between mid-February and mid-May. After all giant pandas have evolved to eat bamboo despite a digestive system thats designed to eat meat meaning they struggle to get enough energy from their chosen foodstuff.
The Pandas will get back to you on that as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes. I love Pandas theyre so chill. Theyre like Dude racism is stupid.
Im White Black and Asian I asked a Panda if he was my friend. He said Just Bearly. They arent stupid clumsy schmucks.
Panda bears are possibly the most uncoordinated speices to ever come into existence. They are constantly killing themselves. They fall down hills out of trees off cliffs you name it.
This makes their dwindling population even scarcer. Not to mention that they only have 1 cub per litter. Aug 14 2019 - Explore Panda Bears board Funny Panda Pictures on Pinterest.
See more ideas about panda funny panda pictures panda bear. Cute and Clumsy Panda Compilation 2019 Pandas are Awesome - YouTube. Most of the incidents are from people being stupid and provoking them but a few are trained professionals who just got the bad luck of working with a panda with a nasty temper.
Theyre cute and fluffy so its easy to forget that they are also wild bears and can be very dangerous when theyre having a bad hair day. Aug 14 2021 - Explore Davidthepagans board pandas sure are stupid on Pinterest. See more ideas about cute little animals cute funny animals funny animal videos.
Pandas arent cute theyre death-loving oxygen-thieves. And the idiot-bears clearly have some species-wide death-wish. We should turn the podgy oxygen-thieves out on their stupid furry.
Chubby If your panda looks chubby at first sight you should name him Mr. 20 Common Names for a Giant Panda. Have a look at the 20 names you can give your giant panda.
For all the lovers of mega cute Chinese bears Ive made a list with 33 puns about Panda bears guaranteed to make you laugh. Why do pandas like old movies. Because theyre in black and white.
Whats black and white and stands in the corner. Whats black and white and goes up and down. A panda stuck in a lift.
The panda that pushed him. What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast. Sometimes you hear about people like the guy who got hurt after trying to hug a panda bear and you think Oh people are so stupid theyre called panda BEARS for a reason And then you see pictures like this of Song Hye-gyo The World They Live In Full House hugging a panda and it makes you totally want to commit similar acts of stupidity.
Oct 1 2016 - Its been a long week and you deserve this. Also pandas are stupid. If a private organization one run by a woman who is the result of Yeti crossbreeding is able to clone and produce these genetically modified humans then why cant we do the same for a couple stupid panda bears.