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Listen you have no damn brain doctors cut your head open and found stains 1. 25 guys talk about the surefire ways they can tell you re really interested 20 something 20 somethings 30 somethings after dark best.
If i was you ide donate myself to a thrift store because thats where cheep crap goess.
Roasts for shut up. If someone says who asked say then why are you listening. If someone says who asked say then why are you listening. If i was you ide donate myself to a thrift store because thats where cheep crap goess.
Youre sucha bitch that the female dog be jealous. Mintified felt our longing hearts and has come up with these 11 lines you can use next time to just shut them up. Im pretty sure you can use this comeback for any name someone calls you.
Here we have compiled a list of the best insults good roasts and comebacks that you can use the next time someone messes around with you. There is something in this list for every situation so go ahead and shut everyone up. Best roasts comebacks thatll save your day.
People clap when they see you. They clap their hands over their eyes 2. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
Your family tree must be a cactus cause youre all a bunch of pricks. I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that youve already got one. Youre about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
Im not a door so I cant shut up Reply 2. Only someone stupid would say shut up because they are so dumb they cant even think of something better than shut up. Its never too late to shut up and mind your own business.
Its time to shut up. If I wanted your opinion all of the time I would have married you. In case you didnt see the look I just gave you.
Remember that time you shut the up. Its time to be quiet. If I wanted your opinion all of the time I would have married you.
Please be quiet is more polite than shut up but there are times when you may just need to shut up. When told to shut up go ahead and shut up. Think of all the times youve ever wanted to tell a person to shut up.
Shut up and listen you can hear the sound of me giving zero damns. Even onions cry looking at your face. I could have a three-year-old draw with his left hand and that would still be prettier than your face.
If you got on a weighing machine it would tell you that it needs your weight not your cell phone number. Find this Pin and more on Just saying by Joan Abadie. Funny Insults And Comebacks.
Comebacks For Shut Up. Id give you a nasty look but youve already got one Roast 2. If you were going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty Roast 3.
Better yet why wait until confrontation arises to get a whirl out of these. Theres no better roast than a roast between good friends and this is most definitely a list from which you can bounce off each otherAnd if there are no friends available you can always pull up a chair and get practicing for your special appearance on an episode of Comedy Central Roast. These jokes are funny insults for friends.
Be very careful who you tell an insult joke to or you may end up really offending someone or even worse you may end up with a black eye after telling a funny mean joke. We recommend telling them to friends who have a good sense of humour. Now into the good disses diss jokes and funny roasts to say.
25 Epic Comebacks That Shut People Up. They just got murdered by words. When I get roasted I dont like to look people in the eye.
Its just scary to get powned by words. I just like looking at funny memes like normal people. Answer 1 of 23.
Well this is a good one its from a Roblox youtuber diss track first the guy compared his wallet to the other guys diet name ex. Uhwallet so fat like its on keto second diss track call this the sequel said i had to move Tex to and make some friends yet the only thing i. Funny Roast Lines Funny Memes Comebacks Funny Roasts Funny Comebacks.
If you re in a savage mood you re in luck. Savage roast lines for friends. Check out these smart and meaningful quotes about the bitter truth of life.
Friendship is not always true and loyal. If ugly were a crime you d get a life sentence. Some of you know that i am getting bullied and bullies often using words to make us sad but i know about roasts and comebacks please let me know about your roastscomebacks that you know.
Listen you have no damn brain doctors cut your head open and found stains 1. Im the nerd your the dummy I have common sense you run to your mummy 2. Alright Im not tryin to make fun of you but whats the highest number you can count to number two 1.
Roast lines for trash talkers. If you guys liked the video then be sure to hit the like button and if you like my content the go ahead and hit that subscribe button to stay up to date with all of my newest videos. 25 guys talk about the surefire ways they can tell you re really interested 20 something 20 somethings 30 somethings after dark best.
The best comeback for shut up is Usually shut doesnt go up A good comeback to shut your face could be. I didnt know faces could shut A good comeback to shut up could be And if I dont Shut dont go up prices do. So do me A favor and shut up.