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Birthday Youre a year older but youll never be over the hill - not in the car you drive. Waiting for you is like waiting for the rain in this drought.
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Roasts you can say to teachers. The teacher looks pained. He leans on the desk shakes his head sighs in sympathy. He looks as if hes going to have to say something very painful like hes about to tell Merry that Santa Claus isnt real.
You know he begins hesitantly. When people tell you that you need to make friends thats not what they mean. Updating every time I see a nice comment.
Meanest comments youll see all day. Funny facts mostly based on stereotypes Facts taken from the internet and some written by my. 1 in you matter you do by the way after every hurricane comes a rainbow.
Hey Mr A you got an eraser I can borrow Me. Sorry I dont make mistakes Him. Well your parents did After the class finally settled down from the uproar of someone finally coming back to my wise-ass comment I told him I would never use that line again.
If youre going to be a smart ass first you have to be smart otherwise youre just an ass. I am not ignoring you. I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
Teachers dont just teachthey prepare us for the road ahead. Saying you appreciate that effort reminds teachers that their impact goes beyond the classroom. Your sacrifices dont go unnoticed.
Teachers give up their personal and family time to grade papers prepare lessons and attend conferences. Dont make excuses about why you got roasted later or roast on that person later behind their back. That boy breath stink Also dont get mad and want to fight.
However you can say. It takes a lot of practice I learn from the best Takes one to know one But hey at least I dont teach subject. Whether youre stuck with a lesson plan feel like youve messed up a class or want to impart the importance of getting things wrong to your students youd do well to remember this quote Learn more about how teachers can use Canva Pro features for free with Canva for Education.
If youre going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. You are like a cloud. When you disappear its a beautiful day.
Id rather treat my babys diaper rash than have lunch with you. Dont worry the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest. You should wear a condom on your head.
If youre going to be a dick you might as well dress like one. Everyone is entitled to act stupid once in their lifetime but you are really abusing that privilege. Hey I found your nose its in my business again.
Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke. I have given you a couple of comebacks below to deflect her because she sounds like she wants you engage and then look like the bad guy who started it. Dont fall for it.
If you deflect her and dont engage she may move on to someone else and leave you alone. These are also comebacks you can use at school and a teacher cant call you on. Kids can really say the darndest things which makes teaching unexpected entertaining and never dull.
We recently asked our teachers on Facebook to share some of the most funny and outrageous things that students have said to them. These are positively delightful. Oh I cant wear my new glasses in your class because its math.
5 Bad teachers teach to pay their bills. Good teachers teach because they are passionate about teaching. Great teachers like you teach to make the world a better place.
6 Behind every successful man and woman there is an unsung hero a teacher who silently enjoys tears of happiness when she sees her students succeed. When you joined the midget contest you were number one but they said you cheated and they had no fun. When it comes to you I stand tall when you walk on stairs you always fall.
Short jokes always bore me but you are shorter than the numbers below number three. My question to you is can you blow when I asked you you said HELL NO. Mistakes are our best teachersAyn N.
Mistakes are just proof that youre trying. There are no mistakes only lessons. This is not a job to do as FAST as we can its a job to do the BEST that we can.
Do what you have to do so you can do what you want to doKatherine W. Here are 10 thank you notes to teacher that you can send today. 01 We thank you for the role you play in shaping our child into the young adult they are fast becoming.
Your positive influence and moral guidance assure us that our child will make the most of hisher education and become a productive member of society. Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo. Your forehead looks like its plotting the eventual takeover of the rest of your face.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back. Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face. See you tomorrow afternoon.
Stand up and say goodbye to the class please. See you in room 8 after the break. Form a queue UK and wait for the bell.
Get into a queue UK. Be quiet as you leave. Other classes are still working.
Try not to make any noise as you leave. Its tidy up time. All of you get outside now.
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Waiting for you is like waiting for the rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing 4. Get EVERY Halloween joke youll ever need right now and access them anytime on your PC phone tablet Kindle or other device forever.
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1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds. Your so fat you could sell shade. Your just like coconut water nobody likes you.
4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner you should go get one. If being ugly was a crime you would get a life sentence. Birthday Youre a year older but youll never be over the hill - not in the car you drive.
Heckler I bet you work in telephone solicitation right. If someone takes your picture Paparazzi. If you are given a long exam after 10-15 minutes or so just slam your paper down on your desk or turn it in and say Done.
Additionally you can even say That was easy to be extra annoying. This will make the other students nervous about what was taking them so long and will cause confusion and nervousness.