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Well better to let people think youre smart until you open your mouth and prove them wrong. You discovered Im different than you.
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Smart comeback lines. Top Ten Snappy Comeback Lists for all Situations. We all have to deal with crazy family nosy individuals or people who offer up unsolicited advice. This collection of top ten comebacks will give you a few great zingers to keep in mind next time someone in your life crosses the line or your personal boundaries.
The female said to the male Shut up or Ill beat you to which the smart alec male responded Is it Friday night already. I know this may not sound funny on paper but in real life it had the whole office broken down in a fit of laughter. Theres always a smart alec who knows a bundle of these comeback lines.
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Stop getting verbally bullied. When your child is bullied. If I wanted to kill myself Id climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
If I had to jump to yours Id be falling forever. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. You cant eat alphabet soup because you always choke on the D -.
The dinner is only for smart people not morons like you. Great what of those with small brains inside large skulls like you. Babe you hardly take me for nature walk.
You mean you like nature after what it did to you. You are not my type. Scientists say opposite attract.
Ultimately it will be up to him to decide in the moment whether a snappy comeback will do him good in the situation or result in greater harm. Clean Comebacks Anyone Can Use In order for you to insult me I would have to first value your opinion. Dec 29 2017 - Explore K O T A As board COMEBACKS followed by 1404 people on Pinterest.
See more ideas about comebacks comebacks and insults funny comebacks. What to say when people say that you should smile I should have said. When someone wants to know why you dont smile try this comeback.
Check out our top ten comeback lists. Funny Insults And Comebacks. Jun 24 2020 - Explore Angela Feizoulas board comeback lines on Pinterest.
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Majority of these comebacks are pretty rude but are not meant to offend anyone so dont read this book if you dont like that. 10 comeback lines your child can say to a mean kid. Whatever Ok I heard you and I dont care.
Yeah right Say whatever you want. Keep talking Im not listening. You discovered Im different than you.
I feel sorry for you. 2019 Kids First Childrens Services. Rose are red violets are blue I have five fingers.
The middle ones for you. Its better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. Well better to let people think youre smart until you open your mouth and prove them wrong.
Here are some funny witty comeback lines for when someone tells you You talk too much. Yes I talk a lot - laugh a lot cry a lot - it all evens out. Get your own back with these comebacks.
Great Quotes Me Quotes Motivational Quotes Funny Quotes Cool Words Wise Words Maya Angelou Quotes. Sometimes you think of a witty comeback hours later and wish youd had it at the tip of your tongue in time. Lets be very clear it is never a.
Read Racist Joke 2 from the story Jokes Comebacks and Insults by rachilio rachel132 with 3192 reads. Im not racist racism is. Whats The Most BRUTAL Comeback line Youve Ever Heard.
Whats The Most BRUTAL Comeback line Youve Ever Heard. A snide Oh thats real smart or Nice try but try again spoken in muffled tones can catch you off guard leaving you surprised and unable to form a clever comeback.