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I love you I love you more than you know I love you more than Juliet loved Romeo. Jan 19 2018 - Explore Maya Danielss board valentines day poems followed by 974 people on Pinterest.
Your smile is as bright.
Valentines poems funny. Funny Valentine poems can also be romantic as this funny Valentines Day poem is. Will You Be Mine. Valentine you make me silly.
You make my heart beat willy-nilly. When Im with you the world is hazy. Valentine you drive me crazy.
The next funny Valentine poem is a bit on the loopy side but it might be just perfect for your special someone. Your smile is as bright. As a spot light set high.
Your eyes have a sizzle. Like grease set to fry. Your teeth are as white as.
My clothes after bleach. Your cheeks are as smooth as. Children and hyper-sensitive readers may prefer to visit Funny Poems for Kids which has a clean and wholesome collection of funny valentines poems by Paul Curtis and Patrick Winstanley.
The kids collection has a small overlap with the Peculiar Poetry site but includes a number of exclusive poems including Patricks egotistical heart- shaped concrete poem Me Me Me. Wish you my dear a Happy Valentine. For The Blooming Love.
This Valentine poem is for you my sweetheart My love for you will never depart. May we be together until the end of time. I would never trade you not for a million dimes.
With each passing year our love continues to grow It is more beautiful than fresh fallen snow. You make me mellow. Funny witty and clever poems.
Happy Valentines Day Jimmy. DON BALDERAS on February 11 2013. Happy Valentines Day Jim.
Rajnesh kumar from India on February 10 2013. Sweet cute nice and funny lol D. Kas from Bartlett Tennessee on February 10 2013.
Its true Im hard-headed. Like a coconut shell. Or a walnut thats tough.
To crack open as well. But I just want to say. Youre more than a buddy.
Youre the sweet inner fruit. And I love you nutty. A brief interlude for a twisted funny poem about role playing sex games which reaches a deliberately anti-climactic climax.
Role Playing Games Patrick Winstanley. Lets play doctors and nurses To celebrate Valentines Day You head off for the golf course Ill stay home and strike for more pay. More ways to celebrate Valentines Day.
Card and poem sorted. But if youre still in need of some other ideas for ways to celebrate Valentines Day take a look at our picks for the best films to watch on Valentines Day or browse our unique Valentines gifts under 30. To cook up a surprise for your loved one try our our easy Valentines recipes or cheat slightly with these V day.
We have compiled a list of heart-touching Funny Valentines Poems can help you express yourself better. Use them appropriately and you will see why this Valentines Day could be the most memorable one. 11 Valentines Day Poem For Friends.
Cherish The Lovely Memories With Your Friend. Jan 21 2019 - Explore Aurora Angelas board funny valentines day poems followed by 337 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about funny valentines day poems.
Funny Valentines Day Poem Funny Poems Let me be your valentine. Let me be your valentine The butter said to the bread Joy desire and love In your life I will spread. Let me be your valentine The milk said to the glass I will fill you with delight And in you no pain will pass.
Jan 19 2018 - Explore Maya Danielss board valentines day poems followed by 974 people on Pinterest. See more ideas about funny poems valentines day poems funny quotes. On Valentines Day The bat said to his girlfriend Youre fun to hang around with And the paper clip said to the magnet.
I find you very attractive No one knows when our life may end So we must try to worthwhile it spend I know that for me it would be To have you right by. More Romantic Valentine Poems My Funny Valentine - By Chet Baker My Funny Valentine Sweet Comic Valentine You Make Me Smile With My Heart Youre Looks Are Laughable Unphotographable Yet Youre My Favorite Work Of Art Is Your Figure Less Than Greek Is Your Mouth A Little Weak When You Open It To Speak Are You Smart Dont Change A Hair For Me Not If You Care For Me Stay Little Valentine Stay. Heres a group of funny valentine poems from a girl to a guy.
I love you I love you more than you know I love you more than Juliet loved Romeo. I love you I love you Ill say it again I love you more than Barbie loves Ken. I love you I love you I love you more than Catherine Zeta Jones loves her old man.
I love you I love you I love you so. Valentines Day is supposed to be romantic but you can still share a funny Valentines Day poem with your sweetheart if it suits your relationshipMaking your special someone laugh and feel loved at the same time is a win. These original poems will help you do that.
On Valentines Day The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream Im sweet on you While the pencil said to the paper I dot my is on you. Valentines Day Poems for Kids. Valentines Day Song.
Can be sung to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb Youre a special friend of mine Friend of mine friend of mine Youre a special friend of mine Be my Valentine. Love Is Like Cabbage. My love is like cabbage.
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