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Aug
Yo mamas so ugly her reflection QUIT. Yo Mamma so ugly when she looks in a mirror it breaks.
Yo mommas so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting wait you forgot the remote.
Yo mama so ugly her reflection said i quit. Yo mama so ugly her reflection quit. It also got 7 years bad luck for being her reflection. Yo mama so ugly other people get 7 years bad luck for looking at the same mirror she looked at.
Yo mama so ugly that everybody died. Yo mama so ugly that when she was born nobody could tell her upper half from her lower half. Yo mamas so ugly her shadow quit.
Yo mamas so ugly she could only be Yo mama. Yo mamas so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower. Yo mamas so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mamas so ugly when she looks in the mirror the reflection ducks. Yo mamas so ugly her birth certificate was an. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said I quit Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. Yo mama is so ugly that her face is blurred on her drivers license. Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked out of her house the neighbours called animal control.
Yo mamas so ugly Hello Kitty said good-bye. Yo mama is so ugly that minecraft creepers are worried SHES gonna blow up. Yo mama is so ugly her reflection said I quit.
Yo mama is so ugly neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team. Yo mama is so ugly not even the forever alone guy wants to be her boyfriend. Yo mama is so ugly.
Shes the reason why paul. Yo mama is so fat. Yo mama is so hairy.
Yo mama is so stupid. You know that anime is stop motion yeah they just made picture and they picture it. Yo mamas so ugly her reflection QUIT.
Yo mama so ugly that when she came out of watching King Kong people asked her for her autograph. Yo mama so ugly she makes an onion cry. Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs.
Yo momma so ugly when she saw her reflection in the mirror it said I quit Anonymous. Yo momma so ugly that if ugliness was measured in bricks she. Yo mama so chatty she gave a eulogy at her own funeral.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye. Yo mama so clumsy she makes Humpty Dumpty look like a gymnast. Yo mama so fat when she buys a fur coat a whole species goes extinct.
Yo mama so ugly when your dad drops her off for work he gets a fine for littering. Yo mama is so ugly when she makes paper cranes they fly away. Yo mama so ugly her license plate reads UGLY I aint got no alibi.
Yo momma so ugly when she died and St Peter saw her he said are you kidding me you to ugly to go to heaven. Yo mama was so ugly the day she born her father made a smokey glass cradle. Yo momma so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho.
Yo momma is so ugly that she made a blind kid cry. Yo mommas so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting wait you forgot the remote. Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask.
Yo mama so ugly when she was young her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering. She went to the beach and the lifeguard said madam could you. Yo mama is a hose pipe the gardener turns her on.
Yo mama is like a rugby field everybody can try. Yo mama is like a tie everybody knows how to do her. Yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck.
Yo mama so stupid and fat when she saw a school bus full of white children she said Stop that Twinkie. Insulting ugly Yo mama. Yo mammas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection said I quit And walked away.
Joke has 7274 from 117 votes. Communication mean ugly Yo mama. Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween.
Joke has 7235 from 244 votes. - Yo mamas so old I told her to act her own age and she died. Diebeatus - Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mamas so poor. She goes to KFC to lick peoples fingers. Yo mamas so stupid.
She made an appointment with Dr Pepper. Yo mamas so stupid. She tried to climb mountain dew.
Yo mamas so fat. She stepped on a scale and the doctor sailed omg thats my phone number. Yo mamas so fat.
Yo Mamas so dumb she tryed to drown a fish. Yo Mamas so dumb she looked at her reflection in the mirror and said STOP COPYING ME Yo Mamas so dumb she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call. Yo momma so fat that when she gets lost people have to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beauty parlor they leave the mud on. Yo mama so ugly when she had a baby it cryes all the time. Yo mama so ugly when she jumped into the lake for a swim the lake jumped back.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at her reflection it said I quit. Yo mama so ugly when she looked into a mirror it broke. Yo Mamma so ugly Freddy Krueger is jealous.
Yo Mamma so ugly when she got in the tub the water jumped out. Yo Mamma so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence. Yo mamma is so ugly ur dad first thought she was bigfoot.
Yo Mamma so ugly she can make an onion cry. Yo Mamma so ugly when she looks in a mirror it breaks. Yo mama is so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldnt even come back. Yo mama is so.
Funny insults you can use or prepared comebacks for people insulting you. Your blood is too. And belong in a zoo.
Ill be there too. But laughing at you. Youre like a shiver waiting for a spine.
Yo mama so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion. Yo Mama so short her head smells like feet.