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Yo Mama so dumb she went outside to look at the stars and thought it was pookey dots. Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so good. Best yo mama so fat jokes Yo mamas so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the sidewalk cracked up. Yo mamas so fat when she skips a meal the stock market drops. Yo mamas so fat it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food. Yo mama is so nice she tried to jump into the ocean but ended up walking on it like Jesus. Yo mama is so rich she plays Monopoly with real cash.
Yo mamas breath smells so good Extra made a gum flavor based on it. Yo mama smells so good Dior made a perfume out of her scent. Yo mama is so cool when she walks near mist it turns into rain.
Answer 1 of 4. Well in a literal sense it only means anything being so astonishingly better beyond a persons imagination that makes himher extraordinarily excited over a specific thing that surprised them to such a degree that it mocked their very. Below are given some of the best Yo Mama jokes I have read.
Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they saidSorry no professionals Yo mama so. Yo mama so honest she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death. Yo mama so short people thought she was a Funko Pop.
Yo mama so confused when they said it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections. Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER. Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a.
39 Yo mommas so fat she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled oil spill 40 Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application. 41 Yo mommas so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street. Yo mama so poor when a visitor came to her house he asked may I please use the bathroom she said pick a corner any corner.
Yo mama so poor the roaches pay the light bill. Yo momma so poor the only way shell go to a party is to find a new pair of shoes. Yo momma so poor she put crap on pizza and called it a topping.
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NEW FRANK THE COP PLUSH httpyomamastoreSubscribe for all-new weekly Yo Mama Jokes. Yo mommas so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so. Yo mama so old and mean she is the original Angry Bird. Yo momma so mean she tells yo mommma jokes to orphans.
Yo mama so mean even Lord Voldemort wouldnt dare mention her name. Yo mama so mean she makes the wicked witch of the west look like Glinda the Good Witch. Yo mama so mean even Pennywise the dancing clown from IT would run away.
Yo momma is so fat after sex she smokes a ham. Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. It used to be called a Jumpoline until yo mama jumped on it.
Yo mommas so Stop stop stop. Youve been to places like Scunthorpe on your summer holidays. You spend a quarter of your life randomly queuing.
And for all those reasons that means saying Yo momma is completely off the cards. And if youre especially Northern well even. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk white chunky. Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the good side. Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washingtons nose.
The best good clean nice Yo Mama jokes can make someones whole week better. These 16 funny kind and clean Yo Mama jokes are ones you can actually tell your mother. Yo Mamas laugh is so contagious that the CDC issued a travel ban on anyone who came to her New Years Eve potluck.
Yo Mama is so big meaning she runs the PTA. Yo momma so dumb when you told her you had crabs she said I dont think those are good pets but okay. Yo Mama so dumb the teacher told her she got all Bs she went to the store in got some honey.
Yo Mama so dumb she went outside to look at the stars and thought it was pookey dots. Jun 3 2014 - Explore Emily Nicoles board Yo mama on Pinterest. See more ideas about mama jokes yo momma jokes momma joke.
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